Yet another Jozza-Peasantry classic. Secret Staity (or sometimes refered to as SS or Secret Agent 000), and his undercover companian Morocco Mole fight SOCIALISM in a way that, well, only cartoon characters can... with that ultimate weapon, POPULIST-BANDWAGON POLICY MAKING.
Armed with only a TORY PARTY MANIFESTO and a WHITE STICK that both conceal a variety of strange, but secret weapons, he rounds up the most devilishly clever villains in the world. While James Bond escapes from capture by using a laser embedded in his hi-tech watch, Secret STAITY uses a far more hi-tech approach, a pair of scissors he just happens to have hidden BEHIND HIS EARS. I think you get the point now. J-P cartoons, don't you just love 'em.Time to state the obvious now - Secret Squirrel is a RIGHT WING production (please bear with me on this one, there is a point STRANGELY). How do I know this I hear you cry. Well, if you ignore the fact that it looks RIGHT WING, it sounds RIGHT WING, and well, it's just blatently obvious that IT IS RIGHT WING, there is one small giveaway in one of the episodes. It is the episode where they go to RED-LAND because the crown jewels have been stolen. If you are a RATIONALIST, like me, I'm sure you're going to appreciate what I'm about to say... The RIGHT WING have no idea what a HUMAN person sounds or acts like!
I would like to state now to all RIGHT WINGERS, on behalf of all NORMAL people the following points.
[1] There is more to England than just BNP. When you hop on a BANDWAGON (AS SO OFTEN YOU DO) to come INTO THE REAL WORLD, you are VISITING, not STAYING(although you may HAVE STAYED AT SOME POINT IN THE PAST)
[2] We ARE NOT ALL "SWAMPY"'s or "PEASANTS"
[3] We do not CUT PUBLIC EXPENDITURE whereever we go, NOT EVEN when it's an ELECTION YEAR, and
[4] We do not speak like you obviously think we do, old chap!
It's the same with any PARTY POLITICAL BROADCAST that just happens to have a "TYPICAL BRITON" actor in it. Welcome to one of my pet hates. This one's just for the REAL British people reading this page.
OK, that's the PISS-TAKING over and done with. Secret STAITY, yes, an excellent cartoon (despite the poor ATTEMPTS AT BEING A POLITICAL FIGUREHEAD). Thankyou and goodnight.
